Transparent rules
“The fine print, in font size 67.”
Every rule that can fail your challenge or block a payout is published below. If it's not on this page, it doesn't exist.
A prop firm named after a meme. On purpose.
The least serious prop firm.The most serious payouts.
Challenges from $67. An 8% profit target, 5% max daily drawdown, up to 90% profit split — and every single rule printed on this page, in full. We joke about everything except your money.
NOT financial advice100% real payouts, 0% seriousness
67pips — trust.log
$ ./verify --all
> paid out to traders ...... $2,367,467
> funded traders ........... 1,467
> average payout time ...... 6.7 hrs
> hidden rules ............. 0
exit 0 — no rugs found
* Yes, we round our stats to 67. The payouts we don't. Placeholder numbers until launch — like every firm's, but we admit it.
Why we joke
Everyone promises to be serious. We prove it instead.
Every prop firm has the same suit-and-tie landing page — and somewhere behind it, a rule you find out about after you're funded. We went the other way: the jokes are on the surface, and the rules are on this page. All of them. If a claim on this site isn't next to a number, it's a meme. If it has a number, it's a promise.
screenshot thisFast payouts
“We pay faster than you can say 'six seven'.”
Payouts processed on request, average 6.7 hours, guaranteed within 24. Your first payout is available 14 days after funding.← this is real
No hidden fine print
“Our lawyers are bored. We like it that way.”
One fee, paid once, refunded with your first payout. No monthly charges, no data fees, no 'consistency rule' that appears after you profit.
Challenges
Pick your account. The meme is free.
Same rules on every tier: 8% profit target, 5% max daily drawdown, 10% max total drawdown, no time limit. The only thing that changes is the size of the number.
$MEME10K
The Meme$10,000
one-time fee $67
- Profit target8%
- Max daily drawdown5%
- Max total drawdown10%
- Profit splitup to 90%
- Time limitnone
- Fee refundwith 1st payout
$GRND25K
The Grinder$25,000
one-time fee $167
- Profit target8%
- Max daily drawdown5%
- Max total drawdown10%
- Profit splitup to 90%
- Time limitnone
- Fee refundwith 1st payout
$OPRT50K
The Operator$50,000
one-time fee $267
- Profit target8%
- Max daily drawdown5%
- Max total drawdown10%
- Profit splitup to 90%
- Time limitnone
- Fee refundwith 1st payout
$BOSS100K
The Final Boss$100,000
one-time fee $467
- Profit target8%
- Max daily drawdown5%
- Max total drawdown10%
- Profit splitup to 90%
- Time limitnone
- Fee refundwith 1st payout
One-time fee. Refunded in full with your first payout. All CTAs are placeholders — checkout ships next.
How it works
Three steps. Zero plot twists.
- LEVEL 01
Pass the challenge
“Prove you can trade. The vibes alone won't do it.”
Hit the 8% profit target without breaching 5% daily / 10% total drawdown. Trade any style, any pace — there is no time limit and no minimum trading days.
- LEVEL 02
Get funded
“Congratulations, you are now employed by a meme.”
Your funded account is issued within 24 hours of passing. Same rules, same platform, real capital allocation. Your challenge fee is queued for refund.
- LEVEL 03
Get paid
“The '67' is a joke. The wire transfer is not.”
Request a payout any time after 14 days of funded trading, then every 7 days. Up to 90% profit split, processed in 6.7 hours on average, guaranteed under 24.
⚔ final boss: your own discipline
Rules, in plain English
The fine print, in font size 67.
This is the entire rulebook. If a rule isn't in this table, it can't fail you. Screenshot it — it's also our terms of service summary.
| Rule | Value | In plain English |
|---|---|---|
| Profit targetGrow the account by 8% to pass. On a $10k account that's $800. | 8% | Grow the account by 8% to pass. On a $10k account that's $800. |
| Max daily drawdownLose 5% of the account in a single day and the challenge ends. Resets at midnight UTC, based on your starting balance that day. | 5% | Lose 5% of the account in a single day and the challenge ends. Resets at midnight UTC, based on your starting balance that day. |
| Max total drawdownYour equity may never drop 10% below the initial balance. Static — it does not trail your profits. | 10% | Your equity may never drop 10% below the initial balance. Static — it does not trail your profits. |
| Time limitTake a week or take a year. Your challenge never expires and there are no minimum trading days. | None | Take a week or take a year. Your challenge never expires and there are no minimum trading days. |
| Profit splitStart at 80%, move to 90% after your third payout. No conditions, no application, it just happens. | Up to 90% | Start at 80%, move to 90% after your third payout. No conditions, no application, it just happens. |
| Payout scheduleFirst payout available 14 days after funding, then every 7 days. Average processing: 6.7 hours. Guaranteed: under 24. | 14 days, then weekly | First payout available 14 days after funding, then every 7 days. Average processing: 6.7 hours. Guaranteed: under 24. |
| FeesYou pay the challenge fee one time and it's refunded with your first payout. No monthly fees, no platform fees, no data fees. | One, once | You pay the challenge fee one time and it's refunded with your first payout. No monthly fees, no platform fees, no data fees. |
| Trading styleNews trading, scalping, swing, EAs — all allowed. The only ban: exploiting demo-environment glitches that don't exist in real markets. | Yours | News trading, scalping, swing, EAs — all allowed. The only ban: exploiting demo-environment glitches that don't exist in real markets. |
Placeholder values, v1. Any change to this table will be versioned, dated and announced — never applied retroactively. See the full version history →
FAQ
Questions, answered straight.
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8 msgs67pipsonline — replies in 6.7s, payouts in 6.7h
anon trader · 6:07 PM
Are you guys serious?
67pips · 6:07 PM
About the memes, no. About your payout, extremely. Every number on this page — 8% target, 5% daily drawdown, up to 90% split — is a binding rule, not marketing copy. The joke is the wrapper; the rulebook is the product.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:09 PM
Why is it called 67pips?
67pips · 6:09 PM
Because '67' is the meme, and pips are the job. Most prop firms pretend to be hedge funds. We'd rather be honest about being an internet-native company — and let the payout speed do the convincing.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:11 PM
What happens if I fail the challenge?
67pips · 6:11 PM
The challenge ends and you can start a new one whenever you like. No lockouts, no cooldown periods, no shame emails. Your fee is only refunded if you pass and reach your first payout.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:13 PM
Is there really no time limit?
67pips · 6:13 PM
Really. No expiry date and no minimum trading days. Time pressure produces bad trading and good excuses for firms to keep fees — we're not interested in either.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:15 PM
How fast are payouts, actually?
67pips · 6:15 PM
Average processing time is 6.7 hours from request, and we guarantee under 24 hours. First payout unlocks 14 days after you're funded, then every 7 days. If we're ever late, that payout goes to a 100% split.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:17 PM
What's the catch?
67pips · 6:17 PM
The catch is the challenge itself: most traders don't pass an 8% target inside a 5% daily drawdown, and the fee is how the model works. That's the honest version. What there isn't: hidden rules, surprise fees, or a consistency clause that materializes after you profit.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:19 PM
Can I use EAs, news trading, or scalping?
67pips · 6:19 PM
Yes, yes, and yes. Trade your strategy. The single restriction is exploiting demo-environment quirks (like latency arbitrage against stale feeds) that wouldn't exist with real execution.
seen ✓✓anon trader · 6:21 PM
Is this financial advice?
67pips · 6:21 PM
No. It says so on a rotated sticker in the hero section, which our lawyer signed off on with a sigh. Trading is risky, most participants lose money, and you should only trade with money you can afford to lose.
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Community
#payout-flex never sleeps.
The channel where funded traders post the wire confirmations. Simulated preview below — the real one opens at launch.
#payout-flex|post the payout or it didn't happen1,467 online
pip #1467Today at 09:41
$11,204 requested at 09:41, hit the wire 5.2 hours later. posting the confirmation because nobody in my group chat believed me
🔥67💸41
pip #1344Today at 11:02
passed The Meme on attempt two. no time limit meant i stopped revenge trading and just… waited for my setups. wild concept
🫡23
67pips teamToday at 11:15
reminder: the rules table on the site is the entire rulebook. if you ever find a rule #9, screenshot it and roast us publicly.
📌67👀12
pip #1290Today at 14:37
$8,930 processed while I was asleep. woke up to the confirmation email. the meme firm pays faster than my old 'serious' one
😤346️⃣7️⃣19
* Simulated messages — the real channel opens at launch. The payout mechanics they describe are the real rules.
Ready?
Stop reading. Start trading.
You now know every rule we have. That took you two minutes — which is longer than most firms hope you'll spend looking.
Start your challenge — $67Fee refunded with your first payout.